Here Lies Roberto Smithers
Born. Worked. Died.
1904 - 2004

Well, how would you have ended it?
Dummy.

Tired. Tired of playing the game.

Haaaaaaate
me some
pennnnnnguin

He turned to his child, the princess
and said "Help me."
She looked from him to the sickness that he spewed
from the bottoms of his ruptured feet
and said "No."