Coffee as pennance. Tea as bribe.  

Yup. That's my morning.

  Hee hee.  

  RoboBelly hates twaddle.  

  Those Damned Sneaky Swiss!  

  MisterNihil is a dumbass.  

  Malevolent Woodchuck Destroy You!  

No, No! Are not we tasty?

  Malevolent Woodchuck Destroy You!  

No! No! Why not we are friends?

  Malevolent Woodchuck Destroy You!  

No! No! Spritz is fuzziness?

  Malevolent Woodchuck Destroy You!  

No! No! Destroy you, Malevolent Woodchuck!

  NO!!  

  Things you hear when you're late to work.  

Community: (ka-myoon-e-te) - n. pl.Communities - archaic noun, meaning a state of lack of hate between neighbors.

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Am I at the store a lot? Hell, I'm here more than some of the customers.

 Once upon a time, 

 Dead in the bath, crap-anna-half, now your friend's got rabies
Deafening crash, Failing at math, Crawling along like babies. 

How many of us know somebody who fits this description? Let's see a show of hands. Also called "Geek Syndrome" by the mass media, it's awfully familiar, at least to those of us who are me and who have known geeks all our lives.

Not, he said, paying attention.
And I wasn't.
But I still ain't slept.

Well, not me, though.
Or, at least, I don't think so...