Dear Ben,
I am interested in buying your car. You know, the blue one with the crumpled rear right fender. The one named after that movie, the good one, not the sucky sequels.
-Interested In Yer Car


Dear Interested,
How did you know my car is for sale? That's creepy.
But for your information, it's been sold. No questions asked, body-in-the-trunk and all. So, sorry. It's gone. But I appreciate me asking.
OK, that was a failed experiement. I'll admit, I sent me that letter, and it didn't work. Oh wel.
-Ben