Note: This one took a lot of editing. Please, you guys, try to get it together a little. Also, it's only necessary to send a question once. I'll answer them all, given time. This one seems pretty urgent, though, as I've been asked it time and time again by several of my dear readers.

Dear Ben,
Do you ever have trouble getting it up? I did, but since I tried Viagra, I've had no trouble at all. Do you want some Viagra?
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-Trouble With Mr. Johnson

Dear Johnson,
OK, first, you should probably get that Tourette's looked into. I'm glad your, ahem, equipment works (by which I mean I'm happy for you that you can become erect and feel the need to share, but would question that need), but you should think twice about reproducing until you see if your other condition is hereditary.
Second, no, I'm not a big fan of pill sharing. It's illegal for you to share prescription drugs, even over the internet. More so, in fact, because as soon as you use a medium that crosses state lines, you've involved the FBI and they're not amused with lawbreaking, believe you me. They aren't even amused with small, everyday lawbreaking. For instance, did you know that it is a federal crime to use any form of medical device in a manner not in keeping with its labeling? This makes it a crime to insert cotton swabs into your ears, as you are specifically forbidden from doing so, according to the package. Also, it's a federal crime to fill condoms with whipped cream and pop them. If you've ever read the packaging that comes with condoms, you know: there's nothing about whipped cream or water balloons on there.
So, there's my answer for you: don't offer illegal things on the internet. And if you're offering me Viagra, or a similar medicine, you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't have a prescription.
-Ben