Given that you are a dumbass, why are you not listening to me?  

  Happiness will kick you in the Ass and steal your wallet.  

  Once upon a time, a relatively wise man said to me, "Everybody Stinks."  

  I'm taking a short vacation from this blog. Or a long one. Point is, Nyah.  

  Rain makes me tired. Sleeping makes me tired.
Today is making me tired.  

  I'll tell ya' what it is about summer that makes a fellow want to lose weight:
All the other fat people are out in their short shorts, swimming trunks and bicycle shorts.
And Ick, by the way.
Because it begs the question: Do I look like that?
And the answer: Maybe not for long.  

 I live in a world where everyone
hates everyone
like you.
-mn