A new virus is moving through the internet.
It targets your virus-protection program and renders it useless. It's a really neat one. Then, any virus that comes along, one that just does something very clumsy and vicious like reformatting your hard drive, can just enter the computer and delete everthing.
It's so beautifully simple somebody had to think of it. I'm just sad I had to get an email about it.
Oh Well.
Oh, yeah, and if you email Bill Gates a million times, he will donate all his money to the war effort in Quebec where they're trying to destroy their Vermontine oppressors. Same email, equally believable.
Later on, it said that it didn't matter, really, about the virus, because all of those virus protection programs are just a plot by the government. They keep track of the web sites you visit and report back the central server, which is then scanned every day by the FBI. If you hit too many Orange-flagged sites (like this one) they have just cause to monitor all of your web surfing.
Huh. Silly Emails. Trincks are for Squids.
I gotta unsubscribe from the Rabid Wet Inspiration email list.