Speech (vs thought)

Yes, of course I understand (you ASS, you COLOSSAL ASS!)
We must have had an error here that caused us to think you wanted more than you did (that's why we had a piece of paper with your order on it, often TEN TIMES WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANTED, upon which you WROTE YOUR CONTACT INFO, having CLEARLY told a hapless employee you wanted THAT MANY ITEMS).
Of course. I understand (And I Hate You.)
I'll begin culling the actual wanted items from the (HUGE PILE OF BOXES) rest of the order here (AT MY DESK).
I'll get right on that (Grrrr.)
Thank you. Have a nice Day. (Don't Stub your Toe on Anything Sharp. Grrrr.)

(Not that I'm Bitter, 'r Nothin'.)
(I'm taking a break now.)