Today was really Purple.
I got out of bed . I'm so proud of me.
I feel like there are spiders crawling all over me.
I'm so France. So, so fucking France.
Last night I had to run from the giant worms that live in the house down the block. They know I'm here. They know.
I want to tell the world but I can't. They don't listen. They don't.
I am the second coming of Howard Johnson. Let the Hiltons tremble at the very sound of my name!
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my plans. Don't let them find the plans! Tear this shit apart until you've hid them plahnz!

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