People who email you adverts are stupid because they say things like "Your Page Isn't Getting Noticed," and "Some Search Engines Don't Point To Your Page." This is stupid. if I wanted a page with strangers all over it, would it be made of robobelly? I think not. I hate unsolicited email adverts. They make me want to stop updating the robobelly and move to France where the internet is only allowed for the very lowest income bracket citizens. Those poor, poor French.

Is it clever, or do I just think that way?